Phrasing

In English class:

Isaac: "I think we should tie Beth to a tree and do stuff to her."

Us: o_O

Isaac: "No, I mean we can do bad things to her!"

Us: O_O

Isaac: "No, nothing sexual! We can just shove stuff down her throat."

Us: O_O

Later:

Me: "You know, Beth, you're trapped by three dudes."

Isaac: "Ya, if you try to escape I'm gonna spear you!"

~cue immature giggling~