Xander's Gold

For some strange reason Xander seems to be the wisest character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Seriously, how awesome is this stuff:

Anya: Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open

Cordelia: So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary.
Xander: Yeah, I guess.
Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Short and Sweet

I'm not fine. I haven't been fine. I just like the word because it succinctly responds to a question I really don't know the answer to. Heck, I don't really even what it means. OK, so I do actually know what it means, but that's not too helpful; a synonym of excellent is hardly a word I should be using to describe my condition. I think perhaps "distracted" would be more applicable. Not quite as pleasant an answer, but hey, at least it's a little closer to the truth. Too bad it's two syllables too long or I would actually consider using it.